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As UF's newest, bestest sockpuppet, as well as the very first female Nimbuster in the site's history, it is my duty to inform you that all UF had for Passover tonight was a case of Manischewitz. He's already passed out drunk and the orderlies are furious because they have to clean him up since he pissed out before he passed out. The industrial strength Depends UF wears were completely ineffectual. No surprise since he weighs almost 500 pounds. The spokes on his wheelchair are in danger of rusting too if the orderlies don't finish in a hurry. Very smelly and messy! *NM*

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