If they didn't have to take a shit the users who read and post to this board wouldn't have any reason to get out of bed

their sedentary shut in life will end up killing them soon enough with their rising hypertension, weight gain, strokes and heart attacks.

their stiff lumpy corpses will be found with the Hate and Flame screen flickering screen glowing over their corpses.

Nimbusters = unclaimed or indigent people who will recieve poppers burials in their distressed lower class suburb slab bungalow house.