Why does Toad cry so much for attention? He claims he just wants to be alone, then he does stuff like posting a picture of himself with a child doll wearing a bikini, knowing it's going to be mocked, laughed at, and scorned. It's obvious Toad is a troll and all trolls want ATTENTION PAID OF THEM. That's the only reason Toad would post the pic below. So we are doing a Toad a service by giving him the attention he so much craves. We can also assume Toad loves to be laughed at.