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• With the coming new year, we should all be grateful to have been born during an era which could produce a 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons, in death, has proven how the impossible can be made possible. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons' post-mortem weight has now expanded yet again. Subsequent to receiving TEN doses of the Coronavirus vaccine, 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons' corpse has now surpassed the 450 pound mark and is on its way to 500 pounds! This is unprecedented in recorded medical history, not only because 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons has been dead for over 3 1/2 years, but because when 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons reaches the 500 pound mark, 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons' corpse will have to be transferred to a butcher's meat locker since the refrigerated morgue in which his carcass now resides can't store individual bodies weighing over 500 pounds! What does all this mean? *NM* *NM*
  • It means that 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons was a great man. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons was a big man. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons was a fat man. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons is a dead man. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons has Corovavirus. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons has been vaccinated. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons continues to get fatter and fatter. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons is a great, big, fat, dead man with Coronavirus who has been vaccinated but continues to get fatter and fatter!!!! *NM*
    • One has to admire the amount of perseverance it took for Unwiped Fucktard™ to plagiarize and post the above before he shorted out his PC keyboard from drooling all over it. ;-) *NM*
      • He barely comes here. That makes YOU the main player in this shit storm.
        • Hi, Unwiped, er, I mean, "Dot", lol. You and your endless socks are about as subtle, and intelligent, as the dicks you take up your anus from your extremely large, very dark, black boyfriends. Once again, you are and always will be the ultimate Fucktard™! ;-) *NM*
          • hi. i am unwiped fucktard. you called me out. oh no *NM*