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With the coming new year, we should all be grateful to have been born during an era which could produce a 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons, in death, has proven how the impossible can be made possible. 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons' post-mortem weight has now expanded yet again. Subsequent to receiving TEN doses of the Coronavirus vaccine, 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons' corpse has now surpassed the 450 pound mark and is on its way to 500 pounds! This is unprecedented in recorded medical history, not only because 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons has been dead for over 3 1/2 years, but because when 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons reaches the 500 pound mark, 99 Phil Hendrie Balloons' corpse will have to be transferred to a butcher's meat locker since the refrigerated morgue in which his carcass now resides can't store individual bodies weighing over 500 pounds! What does all this mean? *NM* *NM*

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