I apologize for the acute disappointment the cancellation causes as I know all of you, My fans, My sycophants, My supporters, My toadies, My lackies, My hangers-on, My suck-ups, My ardent admirers, My yes-men, were extremely eager, bubbling over in anticipation for the rare treat of hearing Me once again in the broadcasting venue which I first created way back in 1943. however, I beg your forbearance and understanding in My time of grief. thank you. until next time, toodles. :-( *NM* *LINK*
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a gracious hello and good mourning fellow nimonians. I must confess that My ordinary ebullience, compounded as it should be by the landslide victory of president elect joe biden and vice president elect kamala harris is instead, severely vitiated, owing to this day, november 8, being the 55th anniversary of the murder of my beloved, clandestine paramour, dorothy kilgallen. at this moment I am suffering from a bout of acute depression, which amazingly enough is not mitigated even one whit by the trouncing of buffoon donald j. trump in this past election. all of My normal activities stemming from My affiliation with My merry band of democrat activist contact tracers are suspended for today, at which time I will be sitting shiva in remembrance of my beloved dorothy. for this same reason, My special, one time edition of ON THE DOMESTIC FRONT which I had planned to broadcast this evening has also been scrubbed. *NM* *LINK* ()