I want to figure out a way to get Toad fired from his job. This is a challenge for me since I've never in my life had a job to get fired from (biting the tips off the penises of newborn baby boys doesn't count as a job either, that's pleasure). I of course will have to do this anonymously since I'm a physical as well as intellectual coward. Besides, I don't want to get sued, though my synagogue does have an ample slush fund for lawsuits brought against me or any of the other mohels, it would still be better and cheaper to just remain anonymous when going after Toad. Finally, I want to do this without ever having to leave the safety of my wheelchair or the dayroom it's located in. Suggestions are welcome, as is more forum spam from my legions of sockpuppets!!! *NM*

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