2) He promised he was going to fly his ultralight this week, but kept making excuses like not having oil for it, even though he's had 15 years to prepare. You figure someone who was ready to fly would have their equipment ready. But this Toad we are talking about.
Apparently YOURE not an Powered Paraglider pilot. It require an oil I can't get around here. I have to go to Springfield to get it.
Well, we know YOU ARE NOT a paraglider pilot.
Your engine only requires 2 stroke oil, something you can get it any store. And even if you did have to go to Springfield, it's only 20 miles away,, so an hour trip at best.