It's easy!!! Step 1: quit your job. If you're like me, then you never had one which means you can skip this first step. 2) Make sure your internet time is always paid for by stealing enough disability or welfare every month. Again, if you're like me, you get both so you don't have to worry. 3) Have absolutely nothing of import or intelligence to say. EVER! 4) Only occasionally (if ever) use your original, static username. Whenever possible, use a sockpuppet (I like "Observer", but you can make something up of your own). 5) wipe the drool off of your keyboard, post your blather, hit "enter", lather, rinse, repeat and SPAM, SPAM, SPAM away until you fall asleep in your wheelchair at the end of every day like I do! *NM*

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