And then Artie showed up at my shtetl and in a jealous rage, hit me over the head with a frozen kosher brisket so many times that I absentmindedly created 666 new sockpuppets and forgot about every one of them by Friday night, causing me to miss going to Temple and thus, saving at least 40 or 50 newborn babies from herpes-ridden circumcisions! Oy vey, since I can't remember any of those sockpuppets, I now use this one, which is the actual username stolen from the wittiest, most intelligent poster (complete opposite of me) in this shithole of a forum, which becomes even more of a shithole every day under my completely incompetent stewardship, supreme Fucktard™ that I am! *NM*

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