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Bob Filus has now been dead for 3 years and one month. Bob Filus has now contracted the Coronavirus. Quandary: how can Bob Filus be cured of a disease which could prove to be fatal when Bob Filus is already dead? How could a 3 year one month dead corpse be prevented from dying again? If Bob Filus dies a second time, will Bob Filus finally stop gaining weight? Will Bob Filus' corpse surpass 400 pounds while he's still dead only once or will Bob Filus' corpse have to die a second time before surpassing 400 pounds? Or will the Coronavirus prevent Bob Filus from gaining more weight? If Coronavirus kills Bob Filus a second time, will Artie be jealous because Artie wanted to be the one to kill Bob Filus a second time instead of letting a nonhuman disease have the honor of killing Bob Filus even once? *NM*
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Bob Filus has now been dead for 3 years and one month. Bob Filus has now contracted the Coronavirus. Quandary: how can Bob Filus be cured of a disease which could prove to be fatal when Bob Filus is already dead? How could a 3 year one month dead corpse be prevented from dying again? If Bob Filus dies a second time, will Bob Filus finally stop gaining weight? Will Bob Filus' corpse surpass 400 pounds while he's still dead only once or will Bob Filus' corpse have to die a second time before surpassing 400 pounds? Or will the Coronavirus prevent Bob Filus from gaining more weight? If Coronavirus kills Bob Filus a second time, will Artie be jealous because Artie wanted to be the one to kill Bob Filus a second time instead of letting a nonhuman disease have the honor of killing Bob Filus even once? *NM*
However this ultimately plays out, Bob Filus is still a great man. Bob Filus is still a big man. Bob Filus is still a fat man. Bob Filus is still a Coronavirus victim. Bob Filus is still dead. Bob Filus is still a great, big, fat man and coronavirus victim who is still dead. But dead only one time. So far. *NM*
Re: Bob Filus has now been dead for 3 years and one month. Bob Filus has now contracted the Coronavirus. Quandary: how can Bob Filus be cured of a disease which could prove to be fatal when Bob Filus is already dead? How could a 3 year one month dead corpse be prevented from dying again? If Bob Filus dies a second time, will Bob Filus finally stop gaining weight? Will Bob Filus' corpse surpass 400 pounds while he's still dead only once or will Bob Filus' corpse have to die a second time before surpassing 400 pounds? Or will the Coronavirus prevent Bob Filus from gaining more weight? If Coronavirus kills Bob Filus a second time, will Artie be jealous because Artie wanted to be the one to kill Bob Filus a second time instead of letting a nonhuman disease have the honor of killing Bob Filus even once? *NM*
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Can you do us a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP, NEWSGUY? As Jewsual you ain't a bit funny. *NM* *PIC*
I'm not sure if he's Newsguy, but I'm sure he's not funny. *NM*