GOING THROUGH DR. FAUCI’S MIND WHEN TRUMP SPEAKS 1. We have a chimpanzee in charge of science. 2. We’re all going to die! 3. I can’t believe he just said that! Again… 4. Maybe if I told him golfing prevents Covid-19… 5. Lab rats are smarter than this President. 6. What the hell IS that thing on his head? 7. Screw coronavirus, this oaf is melting brain cells! 8. Take me now, sweet Jesus! 9. My kingdom for a syringe of Thorazine and a straitjacket… 10. Note To Self: Calculate farthest point from Trump, retire there. *NM*