Hey guys, how's it hanging? I have to tell you that the Corona Virus is the COOLEST thing that's ever happened to me. No, really! Due to the outbreak, the president of the local college has dismissed the student body not just for Spring Break, but INDEFINITELY, until FURTHER NOTICE!!! Fortunately for me, there are some dudes around here who don't have the money to travel back home right now, so they're stuck in their dorms for the time being. What does that mean for me? That means that I now have the luxury of CAPTIVE BUBBLE BUTTS just waiting, no, BEGGING to be FUCKED INTO OBLIVION!!!!!! For most of the day, now, I have been SLAMMING the bodacious butts of THREE of these dudes who are stranded here, and I, as a STR8 MAN (because I am NOT GAY!!!) have NEVER had SO MUCH FUCKING FUN IN MY LIFE AS I'M HAVING NOW!!!!!! If THIS is what it means to have a pandemic, I say, BRING IT ON!!!!! BRING ON MORE OF THEM, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NM* *PIC*

Messages In This Thread