1 hour (excl. neutering)
1 set of fresh cat testicles
1 tbsp of Russian caviar (only the best for the best!)
Some minced meat
1 quail egg yolk
1 dash of oil
Some rocket salad
Leave your male cat at the vets in the morning and pick him and “the remains” up in the afternoon.
Pour water into the coffee maker #####and place the balls in the coffee maker carafe. Start your coffee maker and cook the balls until they get a bit more tender – but still with a crunchy core. The time depends on the size of the balls.
Meanwhile, prepare for the plating that ought to be kind of small portions – suitable for your cat. First a small bed of arugula, then a nice and round portion of minced meat and top with an egg yolk and a ball next to it.
Since it’s most often two balls I wanted to make two slightly different dishes. First the arugula, then the meat, but now top with shrimp, caviar and – of course – the second testicle.
Turn off your coffee maker.
Ready to be served!!