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Bob Filus was a great man. Bob Filus was a fat man. Bob Filus did not acquire his fat through mere happenstance. Bob Filus had to work at it. Bob Filus earned it. Bob Filus' level of greatness, nay, fatness, could never come about via intermittent, random bursts of effort but rather, through strenuous intestinal fortitude and practise. Additionally, Bob Filus' fat was composed of a peculiar molecular structure that enabled him to impose his will on this forum, which, although a childishly simple endeavour for even the most intellectually challenged individuals (such as the current admin), this achievement was nonetheless even more remarkably easy for a man of Bob Filus' prodigious girth. A relentlessly steady diet of spam aided and abetted Bob Filus immeasurably. It not only enhanced his waistline and LDL cholesterol levels, it likewise augmented the volume of material posted here. Bob Filus was a fat man. Bob Filus was a spam man. Bob Filus was a great man. *NM*