Hal have mercy! In order that I never again have to face penury not only from delivery of monthly carloads of Depends along with replacing melted seats and shorted out motors for my wheelchair, I am currently in the sixth week of a permanent fast which is designed to countervail these mammoth expenses as well as ignominy my chronic incontinence has caused throughout my life. Oddly enough, even though I no longer eat or drink anything, I continue to gain weight and these days my bowels are evacuating even more than the populations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki prior to the blasts! I tragically and endlessly shit all of my seats and motors into oblivion and even though they're completely ineffective against my industrial strength bodily waste, I'm going through (literally as well as figuratively) more Depends than ever before, too. *NM*

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