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These combined, costly factors have prevented me from forwarding any compensation to you, but I figure my permanent fast will free up PLENTY of money for me to donate, but the shitting MUST stop first, and for some truly bizarre reason which appears to shred all biological credulity, it hasn't! Despite this, I will continue my fast and keep you posted on my progress. Due to the excessive expense of toilet paper, proper wiping has also become a rare luxury, thus, as I type this the brown goo from my hands is dripping into my keyboard, so if you'll excuse me, I must freshen up before I need to spend money to replace my PC keyboard as well!! *NM*

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