Adolf Hitler vs Anne Frank - Who was the better person? - Nimbusters

Adolf Hitler vs Anne Frank - Who was the better person?

by Oscar LeakyBum, Thursday, September 07, 2017, 17:22 (14 days ago)

Found this online someplace. Forget where, just copied it.
It made me laugh....LOUDLY !! Enjoy, you schmucks!

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

i am a Christian, but i am also a German. I was born in a small village and grew up on a farm near Lake Constance. It is my duty as a German to reflect the history of my country. Now I will do everything within my power to judge fairly between the following two historic Characters. At the end I will summarize the facts. I will base my judgement on the Holy KJV 1611 Bible and my Christian logic. Glory!


Adolf Hitler:
Good Things:

Stabilized the German economy and eliminated foreign debt +
Created the modern autobahn system: +
Encouraged the development of the Volkswagen: +
Instituted the Kindergarten system: +
Encouraged the development of jet aircraft, and rocket development: +
He unified the German people and helped them regain their sense of pride +
When he was young he was very loyal and he was very nice and kind to the people around him: +
He was charismatic and a good speaker: +
Time Magazine's Man Of The Year in 1938: +
He also lowered the rates of mental and physical disability in the country for quite some time after the war +
He was a great teacher, a living example of the order he preached +
He was a White Man +
He defended his people against the racial enemy's campaign to spread perversion +
He kept the entertainment media free of the perversion of race-mixing and race suicide +
Hitler was an accomplished whistler and painter +

Bad Things:

He was a catholic: -
He attacked Pearl Harbour -
He murdered his Dog to make sure the cyanide he would take later would work fast: -
He became a vegetarian -

Vs.....

Anne Frank:

Good things:

People say she worked hard in Auschwitz +

Bad things:

She killed her mother by stealing her food. Later on her mother died on starvation -
She had sex with Peter while in the Attic during their private moments -
On September 16, 1943, Anne Frankly admitted that she has started taking drops of valerian for her anxiety and depression. -
She had lesbian thoughts -
Was a Jew - - - -


Summary:

Adolf Hitler:

+ (16)
- (4)

Anne Frankly:

+ (1)
- (8)

Summary:

No doubt, Hitler did many things wrong in his live. He was a catholic, a vegetarian and therefore he is in Hell. Anne Frank on the other side which is a beloved media star all over the world, was a very bad person. Why did she had stolen the food of her mother? Why did she had sex before marriage? Anne Frank deserved Hell much more then Hitler did. Jewish historians twisted history and made Anne Frank a victim of the Holocaust lie. But you can't lie to God, he put Anne Frank in Hell like all other Jews before her. I will praise the LORD according to his righteousness: and will sing praise to the name of the LORD most high. Psalm 7:17

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