I would get a stiffy from Hal if I could, but I'm permanently impotent as well as incontinent. That's why I keep ruining my wheelchair seats by shitting all over them. Have to keep replacing them and can't afford to donate to Hal. - Nimbusters

I would get a stiffy from Hal if I could, but I'm permanently impotent as well as incontinent. That's why I keep ruining my wheelchair seats by shitting all over them. Have to keep replacing them and can't afford to donate to Hal.

by Your Great Hero, Steve, Sunday, July 09, 2017, 03:21 (77 days ago) @ Trump Is The Greatest President Ever

I'm sure our Hero uses a bedpan to shit in.

Only when I get to it in time, which is usually never. New wheelchair seats are expensive too.


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